Happy Birthday, Jason Statham

I must admit, for a small*, balding white man, I like you much more than I should. But, how could I help myself? You kick ass.

Happy birthday to you, that ridiculous body of yours, and your body of work. I just saw Death Race a few weeks ago, and it was everything it should've been. Keep on truckin' my dude and I'll be there the day Transporter 3 opens.

*My bad. Turns out, he's 5'10".


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