Dude, I'm Tired

So, it's been a month since my last post. I'm clearly spent. I mean down-to-my-last-penny spent.

Teaching is hard. Those who claim the first year of teaching is hell are both accurate and geniuses. I have nothing, absolutely nothing, to give to my blog right now.

Ummm...my eating habits are still healthy, whole wheat products and oatmeal; long live fiber-induced regularity!

Stay posted for posts with actual content.

Oh wait, I'm not done. I've been a CPS teacher for three weeks and I already have venom to spew at both the Board and payroll. Here we go...SCREW YOU ALL!!! That's right, I'm telling you bureaucratic ass clowns to take a flying freak at the mooooooon!!! So, first they (meaning Human Resources) attempt to claim that I imagined the part where I came to their office to fill out stacks of paperwork. Then, payroll attempts to pay me one-third of my salary and expects me to find the rest. Huh? What part of the game is this? You mean after being thrust into a sea of 110 or so teenagers who haven't had order or instruction for 20 weeks and attempting to restore order to the universe, I can't get paid. And on top of that, you don't want to spell my name correctly despite my calling to correct at least three different people in three different departments? really? REALLY? Wow.